"High School is like a spork: it's a……" — John Mayer
"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."
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114 Quotes by John Mayer
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Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only…
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Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.
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Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same cheap it's been.
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People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding…
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You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.
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Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are…
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Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?
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I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.
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Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd…
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My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got…
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I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt,…
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I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool.
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Don't settle. Don't finish crappy books. If you don't like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you're not on the…
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Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
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My father in the film - which we probably haven't seen in previous movies, and in British Asian movies you…
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Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the…
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I completely love playing and designing games and always will. I am so into games that I listen to game…
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Procastination is not about not doing is about not doing and feeling crappy.
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I write some crappy songs. ... but every once in a while I get just the right words put together…
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Someone will always hate what I say. There’s always going to be somebody spitting blood about my wooden-faced, toffee-named, crappy…
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I like to act in films, I like to shoot 'em, I like to direct 'em, I like to be…
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The truth is I'm a dork. I collected comics. I still love cartoons. I'd rather be at home on a…
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Think of a field of daisies: they bloom, they wither, and in the spring they grow again. Who wants to…
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