Sporks Quotes
- I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed… — Thom Yorke
- Whoever invented the spork should be killed. — Neal Shusterman
- High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. — John Mayer
- . . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles… — Christopher Moore
- Good question. (Acheron) I have a better one. How are we going to clean up this mess? (Kyrian) Nah, mine’s even better. How do you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Since I didn't have a spork handy, I leaned over the sink and scooped up a palmful of cold water and pressed it against my… — Devon Monk