"Whoever invented the spork should be killed." — Neal Shusterman

"Whoever invented the spork should be killed."

— Neal Shusterman

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222 Quotes by Neal Shusterman

Neal Shusterman has 222 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I came running down the stairs that morning, like it was Christmas. My parents were already up. In my family,…
People would cheer throw confetti and then go about breaking the resolutions they had made only moments before.
I'm against solutions that are worse than the problem. Like old women who want their hair dyed the color of…
So is darkness better than a heartfelt lie?
The way I see it, the impossible happens all the time; but we're so good at taking it for granted,…
You can't change laws without first changing human nature.
There's a set of unspoken rules we live by when it comes to fighting. We can't help it. It comes…
I'm scared," he says."I know," says the nurse."I want you all to go to Hell.""That's natural.
Our conversation with the supermarket manager had been about as helpful as a New Jersey road sign, and if you've…
Cities are never random. No matter how chaotic they might seem, everything about them grows out of a need to…
Perhaps, thought Talon, there was a path in between. A way to shed their ignorance without losing their souls.
It can be said, then, that Everlost is heaven...for the places that deserve a share of forever. Such places are…

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This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth… — Pietro Aretino
Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento

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