Whoever Invented Quotes
- Whoever invented soccer should be worshipped as God. — Hugo Sanchez
- God bless whoever invented football. It was the English, I think. And what a fantastic idea it was — Paolo Rossi
- Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy. — Seth MacFarlane
- Whoever invented the spork should be killed. — Neal Shusterman
- Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! — Craig Reucassel
- Nuclear' is nothing but trouble. Do you say 'new-clear' or do you say 'nuke-you-ler'? Whoever invented that word had obviously never studied the human mouth.… — Paul Feig
- Well, I really want to encourage a kind of fantasy, a kind of magic. I love the term magic realism, whoever invented it – I do actually… — Terry Gilliam
- Artists are perennially implored to consider 'the limitations of the medium.' Whoever invented this expression exaggerated the limitations of the English language. We are not… — Walter J. Phillips
- Euthanasia" is an excellent and comforting word! I am grateful to whoever invented it. — Bram Stoker
- Whoever invented marriage was an ingenious tormentor. It is an institution committed to the dulling of the feelings. The whole point of marriage is repetition.… — Susan Sontag
- A story once went the rounds of Israel to the effect that Ben-Gurion described me as 'the only man' in his cabinet. What amused me… — Golda Meir
- Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best… — William Goldman
- Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole! -Chazz — Blades Of Glory
- Whoever invented Santa-Banta jokes shouLd be rewarded wit a 9mm buLlet in his ass — SARkARR
- To whoever invented yoga pants: God bless you! — Nikhil Saluja