"Since I didn't have a spork handy, I……" — Devon Monk
"Since I didn't have a spork handy, I leaned over the sink and scooped up a palmful of cold water and pressed it against my face. There had to be a better option than a violent sporking. There had to be a way to get rid of my dad."
—
Devon Monk
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
32 Quotes by Devon Monk
Devon Monk has 32 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
Don't know about my knives, but my gun's made of pain.
-
Trace of Magic caught me up fast and pulled me in tight for a fun, action-and-sass adventure full of deadly…
-
Let go of the past, of the things I wanted, of the people I loved, and move forward.
-
The price for using dark magic is death, so that goes a long way toward deterring users.
-
My dad told me he knew where to find Zay. Which meant I had to cooperate with him....Do you see…
-
The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)
-
Whether you approach your dreams on soft feet or in a breathless run, just so long as you acknowledge that…
-
And it's just a hunt?" Bea asked. "Just tracking the guy down, or are we going to have to do…
-
I glanced up at Zay, then walked over to stand next to him. "You look good with a baby in…
-
I doubt she likes the idea of seeing him put back in a cage.” “Maybe not,” he said. “But she…
-
I wouldn’t want you to get in the shower and then pass out or some such. How about if I…
-
I resisted the urge to pour mouthwash in my brain.
See all 32 quotes by Devon Monk »
More Better Quotes
This quote is filed under Better Quotes,
one of 25,349 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is…
— Pietro Aretino
-
Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.
— Aristophanes
-
If one way be better than another, that you may be sure is nature's way.
— Aristotle
-
It is clearly better that property should be private, but the use of it common; and the special business of…
— Aristotle
-
Making mistakes is a lot better than not doing anything.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
-
I think when you're 10 years old, it's too much to see something with the threat of death in every…
— J. J. Abrams
-
Ever since the Crusades, when Christians from western Europe were fighting holy wars against Muslims in the near east, western…
— Karen Armstrong
-
The power of one, if fearless and focused, is formidable, but the power of many working together is better.
— Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
-
Suppose that we are wise enough to learn and know - and yet not wise enough to control our learning…
— Isaac Asimov
-
I can scarcely manage to scribble a tolerable English letter. I know that I am not a scholar, but meantime…
— John James Audubon
-
God judged it better to bring good out of evil than to suffer no evil to exist.
— Saint Augustine
-
Anything in any way beautiful derives its beauty from itself and asks nothing beyond itself. Praise is no part of…
— Marcus Aurelius
See all 25,349 Better Quotes »