All Dave Barry Quotes
- If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered… Air Travel
- It was you readers who really came through, proving once again that when the American people decide to "get involved" in a problem, it is… America
- We have been flooded with postal cards from all over the United States and several parallel universes. Just a quick glance though these cards is… All
- The beer sold here in the United States is sweet and watery and lacking in taste and overcarbonated and just generally the lamest, wimpiest beer… All
- Real cars were made here in America: Fords, Chevys, Plymouths. These were large chunks of Detroit iron - cars that had the size, weight, and… Aircraft
- The Japanese tend to communicate via nuance and euphemism, often leaving important things unsaid; whereas Americans tend to think they're being subtle when they refrain… America
- This (America) is a land of rich diversity, from the towering skyscrapers of Manhatan all the way to the towering mounds of garbage piled up… All
- Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to… Babies
- Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which… Baby
- Canada, as you know, is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated, cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers. Beavers
- There are also a number of humans living up there (Canada), and in many ways they have a lifestyle quite similar to ours, including such… Activities
- The Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service. Believe
- I say the American Medical Association ought to get the hell off the golf course and answer this question ... American
- In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot. Any
- I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it relieves nasal congestion.… Achievement
- Earnest is our dog. She senses instantly that something is wrong, and guided by that timeless and unerring nurturing instinct that all female dogs have,… All
- The first animals to be successfully domesticated were dogs, which were a big help because they would bark all night and fetch thrown sticks, thereby… All
- Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the kind of dog… Blowtorch
- When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little… All
- Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal Dog