"Canada, as you know, is a major important……" — Dave Barry
"Canada, as you know, is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated, cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Beavers Quotes
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one of 62 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Canada was built on dead beavers.
— Margaret Atwood
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To be selected was an honor, and in respect of the family member chosen to run, families held feasts and…
— Dennis Banks
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But I never get attracted to fans cause the eager beaver could be the collapse of a dam
— Drake
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Beavers build houses; but they build them in nowise differently, or better now, than they did, five thousand years ago.…
— Abraham Lincoln
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When I was a kid and the other kids were home watching "Leave it to Beaver," my father and step-mother…
— Oprah Winfrey
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Any business or industry that pays equal rewards to its goof-off and its eager beavers sooner or later will find…
— Unknown Author
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Minks are mean little critters. Vicous, horrible little animals who eat their own. They're not beavers. I wouldn't wear beavers.…
— Valerie Perrine
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A beaver does not, as legend would have it, know which direction the tree will fall when he cuts it,…
— Ann Zwinger
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Pines a thousand years old. Every year they must go farther for them: they recede, like beavers and Indians, before…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Contrary to popular opinion, 'Leave it to Beaver' was not a documentary.
— Stephanie Coontz
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Manchester City are defending like beavers
— Chris Kamara
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A child's hope is that your father comes riding in on that white stallion and saves them. You can't make…
— Jake Roberts
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