All Dave Barry Quotes
- The Japanese tend to be far more co-operative and docile and group-oriented. It would be easier to get the entire population of Tokyo to wear… Agree
- The central point of this final chapter is that - follow my logic carefully here - unless you die, you will continue to get older.… Author
- This (French-Kissing) is a really sexy thing to do, according to the French people, although you should bear in mind that they also like to… According
- You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying… Art
- Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy,… Americans
- And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople get ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a… Ahead
- You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see… Agencies
- The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of open ocean in primitive canoes, braving violent storm-tossed seas for… Air Travel
- This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream. Air
- A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of… Ago
- Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is,… Air Travel
- If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life. Air Travel
- I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around. Accordance
- Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour." Air Travel
- This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which they will be… Air
- In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes. Aboard
- Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security. Air Travel
- The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United States in complex,… Able
- The planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the flights I've been… Air Travel
- Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you a… Air Travel