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I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

— David Cross

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is…

— John Oliver

I'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say.

— Anthony Jeselnik

I try to write jokes but when I've written about four I run out. Writing my show is a very lonely place.

— Tim Key

“I only need to write about 3,000 one-liners a day to produce a million jokes a year. Simple. I’ll just get started after I…

— Jarod Kintz

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

— J. B. Smoove

I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be…

— Drew Carey

I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots…

— Steven Moffat

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then…

— Zach Galifianakis

I write in reverse: Rather than come up with a narrative and write jokes for that narrative, I write jokes independently of the narrative,…

— Jeff Kinney

“Words could betray you if you chose the wrong ones, or mean less if you used too many. Jokes could be grandly miscalculated, or…

— Robyn Schneider

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

— Glenn Howerton