Funny Quote by Anonymous

I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it.

— Anonymous

My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time.

— Anna Faris

My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk.

— Anonymous

“An alcohol-free wedding reception is like masturbating for an hour without reaching orgasm. It’s fun at the beginning, but after a while it’s just…

— Johnny Shaw

Remember to pretend you're hungover instead of tired from being up since 4 a.m. watching the Royal Wedding.

— Anonymous

Don't get me wrong: I'm a sucker for weddings. I'll get misty-eyed watching the union of two perfect strangers. But in some cases -…

— Dan Levy

I can't wait for your wedding to be my excuse for getting out of another wedding.

— Anonymous

“I know. But I hate weddings.” “Because of Darcy?” “Because a wedding is a ceremony where a symbolic virgin surrounded by women in ugly…

— Lisa Kleypas

No matter how you handle alcohol at your wedding, you will most likely be upsetting someone.

— Emily V. Gordon

After six hours of being blind, you lose the sense of how a person is physically. It was amazing to hear the little buzzing…

— Jamie Foxx

Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!

— James Thurber

“The proper behaviour all through the holiday season is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Years’ Eve, when you get so drunk…

— P.J. O'Rourke