Drunkenness Quote by P.J. O'Rourke

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Years Eve, when you get so drunk…

— Anonymous

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk…

— P. J. O'Rourke

My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk.

— Anonymous

“Any connoisseur knows you've got to be drunk to really enjoy a good romance.”

— Osamu Dazai

“Kiss under the kissing bough and a lady is guaranteed to be wed before the following Christmastide.”

— Christina McKnight

“All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember…

— Carroll Bryant

The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people…

— Anonymous

Today is New Years Eve and what girl doesn't want to kiss the boy that they like coming into the New Year?

— Anonymous

“I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over.”

— Margaretta Mitchell

Rest assured your drunken comments at the office holiday party can't be any more awkward than your sober comments in meetings.

— Anonymous

A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.

— Robert Breault

Christmas is the alcoholidays

— Sigmund Freud