Alcohol Quote by Emily V. Gordon

I feel slighted for not being invited to your wedding that I would have totally ruined with drunken antics or not gone to.

— Anonymous

Having this whole wedding situation, people should warn you how stressful it is.

— Erica Mena

My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk.

— Anonymous

My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time.

— Anna Faris

I am the last person on the dance floor at a wedding, I am the person that awkwardly hangs around the edge and says…

— Tom Fletcher

“An alcohol-free wedding reception is like masturbating for an hour without reaching orgasm. It’s fun at the beginning, but after a while it’s just…

— Johnny Shaw

My second marriage had a lot to do with alcohol.

— Mercedes McCambridge

Weddings usually cause angst of some sort, but sometimes it's better to bite your tongue and rise above the madness.

— Coleen Nolan

Weddings mainly are for drinkers.

— Jack Black

May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding.

— Anonymous

Alcohol doesn't destroy a mans honor. It will only impair his ability to perceive right and wrong.

— Mak_786

Ride your emotions as the shallop rides the waves; don't get upset among them. There are people who enjoy getting swamped emotionally, just as,…

— Mary Hunter Austin