Humor Quote by Andrew M. Greeley

“If I stay here, I will be just fine. Before I shut the door, I got a box of crackers from the kitchen, so…

— Kathleen Alcala

“If I didn't know better,I'd think she arranged this snowstorm just so we'd all have to stay indoors for a while.”

— Rachel Hawthorne

“Be careful. You might find more than you bargained for in my larder, little goat.' I open the door of the fridge. The remains…

— Holly Black

You look like a winter night", he had told her when he had given it to her. "I could sleep inside the cold of…

— Catherynne M. Valente

“God, she'd never even been able to imagine this much cold before. How could people live someplace that so obviously didn't want them? All…

— Rainbow Rowell

“I am a winter person, never happier than on a clear, frosty morning.”

— Nigel Slater

“Who could say why a family decided to have a certain style, to tell the jokes it did, to put up its particular refrigerator…

— Meg Wolitzer

“You are never out of my mind. I feel the cold more than I used to and this house is big,”

— Edna O'Brien

“I just made ice cream. Accidentally. I made regular cream, and then winter kicked in.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It was a large store and i did not like to go in it because its brightness was cold, like sunlight on distant ice.”

— Chaim Potok

“A shiny metallic fridge is like a mini skyscraper. And the guy in my fridge, he’s like the janitor of the skyscraper. I hope…

— Jarod Kintz