Humor Quote by Andrea Portes

“Giving birth, for me, was like emerging from a car crash to find myself inexplicably, madly in love with Vladimir Putin.”

— Ruth Whippman

“It is all about a girl who is more interested in politics than in love... the Russian censors will not let it be published…

— Alice Munro

“I'm not stupid, romantic, or a busy Russian novelist.”

— Rabih Alameddine

“If you knew when your last day of life was going to be, it was the best place to spend your last night on…

— Kenneth Eade

“Don't worry. We do not have to talk about. We are Russian. We do not talk about feelings all the time and no one…

— Andrea Portes

“Trump’s repeated brags about his relationship with Vladimir Putin and the nature of Trump’s relationship with the Kremlin.”

— Michael Wolff

With [Vladimir] Putin, he says he's going to do something, he gets on it, does it.

— Bernie Ecclestone

“A Russian who uses his imagination is done for. I certainly never use mine.”

— Haruki Murakami

“The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his…

— Paullina Simons

“dangers of her past. She cared about what he provided in an otherwise dangerous world. “Russia is a hard place,” she said quietly, “or…

— Danielle Steel

“I love Russia because Russia gave me you.”

— John M. Simmons