Anecdote Quote by Paullina Simons

I feel very uneasy with a lot of aspects of the Russian life and the Russian people.

— Mikhail Baryshnikov

“There is no happiness like this: quiet mornings, light from the river, the weekend ahead. They lived a Russian life, a rich life, interwoven,…

— james salter

My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.

— Bob Monkhouse

“They didn't have to be funny — they were father jokes.”

— Terry Pratchett

When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red…

— Helen Hayes

I remember trying to be funny, and both of my parents were terribly funny. My father was also very dignified, but my mother was…

— Jack Lemmon

I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my…

— Louis C. K

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.

— Timothy J. Russert

Scratch any father, you find / Someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, / Believing change is a threat.

— Phyllis McGinley

I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.

— George W. Bush

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

— Jerry Seinfeld

I always wanted to be a comedian, even when I was a little kid. I had a funny father who was in the news…

— Bill Maher