Anecdote Quote by Weston Locher

“Realizing that it was essential to proceed with patience, I scraped alternatively with my right and left paws, but my teeth stayed stuck in…

— Sōseki Natsume

“Who in their right mind wonders how a cat takes his coffee?”

— Robin Kaye

“Cats are love on four legs”

— Richard Torregrossa

“Little cat's paws of trepidation frolicked up my spine.”

— Eilis O'Neal

“Cats with a serious marble deficiency.”

— Ernest Cline

“There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be…

— Douglas Adams

“When I came here two nights ago, I swore to myself that I'd reduce you to a purring kitten, lapping creams from a bowl…

— Amanda Bonilla

“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Cats are magicians. They can make my erections disappear. All they have to do is jump in my lap while I’m masturbating. Damn! This…

— Jarod Kintz

“Cats are snooty. When you come home, even after a long day at work, there’s a good chance your cat will look up at…

— George Takei

“I MADE MY CATS A WATER BED OUT OF A ZIPLOC BAG AND A SHOEBOX. THEY POPPED IT WITH THEIR CLAWS AND THEY ALMOST…

— Jenny Lawson

“Legs pinched together like bread loafs in a shared pan, linebackers in adjacent seats flying coach fare, chubby cats eating from a single dish.”

— Dennis Vickers