Bad news Quote by Jimmy Fallon

The Democratic line is that the Republican House does nothing but block and oppose. In fact, it has passed hundreds of bills only to…

— Charles Krauthammer

Were anyone wondering how Sen. Harry Reid intended to manage life in the minority, it took one day of the 114th Congress to get…

— Kimberley Strassel

John Kerry fell off of his bicycle over the weekend. He went for a Sunday afternoon ride, fell off in front of the news…

— Jay Leno

Senator Kerry recovering very nicely after having shoulder surgery. The doctors said the senator was fully awake, lucid and joking after the surgery was…

— Jay Leno

I've never seen anything so abhorrent in my life as Harry Reid. He's an equal opportunity basher. He goes after everybody, and I think…

— Dana Perino

Unfortunately, the Senate Democrats have become an extreme party. They have become a party that has abdicated their responsibilities. Under Harry Reid and the…

— Ted Cruz

“Lefty openly attacked the Gaming Commission and its chairman, future U.S. Senator Harry Reid. An encounter between Lefty and Reid was dramatized in a…

— Frank Cullotta

I wouldn't care if he lost both his legs and was in a wheelchair. But it he's having a hard time...Then I won't see…

— Na Hae Ryeong

Dave Rath is recovering. A month ago he had hip pocket replacement surgery.

— Andy Kindler

John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was…

— David Letterman

The media are always on the lookout for possible sightings of D.B. Cooper, the man who parachuted from a plane with $200,000 in ransom…

— Ronald Kessler

“The worst of these comments came in mid-April from the Senate majority leader, Harry Reid, who said in a press conference, “This war is…

— Robert M. Gates