Humor Quote by Amy Harmon

“Clever people are entertaining and stupid ones give me such a pleasant sense of superiority.”

— Gwen Bristow

“Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you.”

— Bobby Darnell

“I am smart, because I know how stupid I am.”

— Lance Esquillo

“When I say a clever thing to people they look startled and uncomfortable. I should just like to be quiet for years and years…

— L.M. Montgomery

“Anyone who has to take a test to see how smart they are can't be that bright.”

— R.W. Haight

“Life is funny that way. Sometimes the dumbest thing you do turns out to be the smartest.”

— Robyn Mundell

“I am smart, because I how stupid I am.”

— Lance Esquillo

“He spends a lot of time telling you how smart he is, which is odd because, if you’re truly all that bright, people can…

— David Sedaris

“You have this maddening little smile sometimes, like you've just thought of something incredibly witty but are afraid to say it in case no…

— Robyn Schneider

“The stupidest people suddenly become a little cleverer when we learn that they think well of us”

— Jude Morgan

“Kid, you may be the smartest person alive, but a master of subtlety you are not.”

— T.J. Klune

“Put a very clever man next to a genius, his brightness will immediately turn to dullness!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan