Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I was much better at learning things before I knew about boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Boobs Copy Share Image
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. — Nikhil Saluja Cannibals Copy Share Image
The most annoying thing just happened. Some girl just smiled at me when I was peeing on road for no reason. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never get excited about anything. Someone or something is always there to mess it all up and bring you back down to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ladies: Saying no to dessert is like saying no to a handsome man who's climbed between your legs. — Nikhil Saluja Dessert Copy Share Image
I just love to give people the good news first so they end up being sad and depressed. — Nikhil Saluja Good news Copy Share Image
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs, unlike men who think, love &… — Nikhil Saluja Complicated Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Childhood Copy Share Image
My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable… — Nikhil Saluja Judaism Copy Share Image
Trust is like a STICKER. Once it is removed, it may stick again, But NOT as strong as it holds when first… — Nikhil Saluja Broken trust Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't… — Nikhil Saluja Medicine Copy Share Image
Funny sentence written on the T-shirt of a Beautiful Girl walking on side of the road:.., you are not looking at the… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I just got engaged. My fiancée won't take my name because Lisa Levin sounds awful. So she's just going to remain Lisa… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
