Nbc Quotes by Conan O'Brien

10 Nbc quotes by Conan O'Brien

Conan’s humor has always felt like a quick‑draw punchline, and this tiny set of his own NBC moments proves it. The lines are sharp, self‑aware, and perfect for a quick laugh.

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NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The…

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Despite the Brian Williams lying scandal, NBC News led in the ratings last week. Although I should note the figures were reported…

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NBC announced that during the summer Olympics they will set a new record by airing over 1200 hours of coverage. Which is…

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In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an…

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There's a rumor that NBC is going to have Tom Brokaw fill in temporarily as the NBC News anchor. When asked why,…

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After Donald Trump's derogatory comments about immigrants, NBC has officially cancelled Celebrity Apprentice. Think about it: Donald Trump isn't even president yet,…

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NBC executives say that if Donald Trump does run for president, they will not renew The Apprentice. So some good may come…

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After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair…

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NBC has suspended Brian Williams for six months without pay. Williams said he's not worried because soon his veterans benefits will kick…

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The Olympics are getting mixed reviews. People are angry at NBC for showing a promo that revealed the winner of a swimming…

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A federal court has ruled that the U.S. Postal Service must reduce its stamp prices. The change in stamp prices is expected to affect…

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People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

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A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE…

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Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how…

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The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on…

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LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they…

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A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other…

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Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets' doctor said,…

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President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to…

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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

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“Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.”

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John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said…

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President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha's basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was…

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President Obama and Vladimir Putin are both in China attending the same economic summit. Obama saw Putin and said, 'After those midterms, it's nice…

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