I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
When I look at my audience, I can tell better who's in the crowd and the kind of joke I shouldn't do.… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Robin Williams is great; it's just like having a conversation when you're doing a scene with him really. It's just so relaxed… — Freddie Highmore Copy Share Image
What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
One of the things that got me thinking during therapy is that they say that fear is only thoughts, and nothing will… — Lars von Trier Copy Share Image
Topical-sketch writing were incredibly rational and well reasoned: don't do a joke if the subject doesn't deserve it. An ad hominem attack… — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
Counting down till Halloween so I can scare the little kids that knock at my door with my ultimate Saw mask for… — Mariana Copy Share Image
Zen people love Buddha so tremendously that they can even play jokes upon him. It is out of great love; they are… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“The historical record contradicts the assumption that the Nazis sentenced large numbers of people to death during World War II for telling… — Rudolph Herzog Copy Share Image
“The year that Rutherford died (1938) there disappeared forever the happy days of free scientific work which gave us such delight in… — Pyotr Kapitsa Copy Share Image
It can take a few months to get a new 10 minutes. Usually it takes like 10 times of repeatedly trying different… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
She's different from the girls I'm used to dating. She doesn't get tired of my stories and jokes or expect me to… — Tim Tharp Copy Share Image
Four Married Men are at a BAR. MAN 1 : Imagine, my pregnant wife was reading a novel called ONE BROWN GAL,… — Muniir Zero Copy Share Image
The British often shy away from any cinematic interpretation of real sex. They sometimes have what I call "subtle sex," which is… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done. You can tune me out, you can click me… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt. — Bobby Farrelly Copy Share Image
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
The stuff that I'm saying, they're not really traditional, structured jokes. It's not like I'm talking about growing up in Chicago or… — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
