Jessica Biel is a really interesting case. She actually called us after the table read and said, "You guys should go meaner."… — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Everybody is waiting for the end to come, but what if it already passed us by? What if the final joke of… — Jonathan Nolan Copy Share Image
For my job, I act tough. I'm not tough. On the street, I don't go out beating people up and this and… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that… — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
I'm not a big note-taker, so I think that the way I decide is that whatever I remember I always consider something… — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
Most people who seek attention and regard by announcing that they're writing a novel are actually so devoid of narrative talent that… — Paul Fussell Copy Share Image
One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told… — Horla Copy Share Image
I've found is that by doing stand-up, I've actually learned how to combat depression. I don't have clinical, but I've definitely had… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Between me and my wife, there's this joke where I'll be doing some fun interview, and I'll get off the phone and… — John Flansburgh Copy Share Image
So-called "natural language" is wonderful for the purposes it was created for, such as to be rude in, to tell jokes in,… — Edsger Dijkstra Copy Share Image
Every year on my birthday I get a small dash on my inner thigh where my balls currently hang. You can't tell… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
Warner Brothers had to hire [a stunt double] and no one thought a child could do this. Billy Friedkin came to me… — Linda Blair Copy Share Image
When I meet people I try to make a joke out of my occupation, explaining that what I do all day is… — Lauren Groff Copy Share Image
As you get older, as a comedian, and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
A few years ago we said, 'Hail Guru Ram Das and heal the world.' It looked like a joke at that time.… — Harbhajan Singh Yogi Copy Share Image
“So you're really going to the dance?" I nodded as I sipped from the mug. "Alone?" "Not technically.There should be other people… — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set… — Kevin Sorbo Copy Share Image
In all the works on pedagogy that ever I read — and they have been many, big, and heavy — I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could get you to smile like that, and without sales tax." I whirled around to find the real Patch standing in… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I'm not sure I'd classify any topics as off-limits, but I don't look for new territories to offend. There's my joke about… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
This is really hard to do but I'd like to change the tone now and briefly mention today's terrible tragedy in France.… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
It just seems like right now we’re in a place where people are being witch-hunted for expressing an opinion. Even if it’s… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American former graduate student and asking him what he's working on these days.… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
In montage's original form as photomontage, it is capable of striking effects and on occasion it can even become a powerful political… — Gyorgy Lukacs Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do comedy again. It is way harder when you are doing comedy. You can't just concentrate on the… — Patricia Richardson Copy Share Image
When grown-up persons indulge in practical jokes, the fact gauges them. They have lived narrow, obscure, and ignorant lives, and at full… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Juan called on an FM radio station & said, I've found a wallet with 15,000 pesos & also an ID of a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“All the jokes about men sitting down on their hats are really theological jokes; they are concerned with the Dual Nature of… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
My life, my life, now I speak of it as of something over, now as of a joke which still goes on,… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
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It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My driver Kellie Frost and I would race these fellows home and they were always faster on the highway. We did the… — Madeleine Stowe Copy Share Image
When you tell filthy jokes as if they were all really serious, and happening all in the life of one family, it… — Momus Copy Share Image
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