And there's wordplay and there's rhythms and you have to be able to get the poetry out of it. You have to… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
I was never able to analyze my own performance that way I can now. I've realized why certain actors work. I think… — Steve Dildarian Copy Share Image
The term comics long ago became obsolete and inaccurate. It merely defined the content of the early joke-based comical strips. Sequential Art… — Will Eisner Copy Share Image
Think for yourself, and believe in yourself. Keep your skeptical antennae tuned in and in good working order at all times. We… — Dennis McKenna Copy Share Image
The thing I was beginning to figure out about Sam and Grace, the thing about Sam not being able to function without… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
A cruel joke has been played on us. We are fated always to remember what we learned but never to recall the… — Jo Coudert Copy Share Image
I went to sexaholics anonymous for six months. For research. I wanted to see the structure of the groups, how they were… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
With Dustin Hoffman, I just enjoyed the fact he was this flamboyent and very ironic person that still followed my desire to… — Tom Tykwer Copy Share Image
The U.S. - the idea that the U.S. has introduced and imposed principles of international law, that's hardly even a joke. The… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Jewish comedians do the best Jewish jokes, and anyone else doing that, they don't have a right to, because they're not coming… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
It [the memoir "In The Body of the World"] wrote me. I joke about it, but this book was so unusual. It… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
I just tell jokes, and I think a lot of people take it too seriously. It's not that I don't have things… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
You think a student leaves each week because they are out of the academy. This is just a cover up to hide… — David Sneddon Copy Share Image
The sad thing is, I was discovering that you almost have to make a joke of being good to strangers. Up and… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
I was at a photo shoot, and I was wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made a… — Kate Upton Copy Share Image
Nine out of ten English chefs have their names on their chests. Who do they think they are? They're dreamers. They're jokes.… — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
A conversation between a boy and a pharmacist. The boy said, 'I need condoms.' The pharmacist replied, 'we sell them in packs… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Somebody bought me a Snuggie as a joke gift. Haha, the joke's on you, I enjoy it. I toss and turn at… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit… — Rockmond Dunbar Copy Share Image
Being a military child, we moved a lot and we developed different vernaculars from moving from the south, to the Midwest, and… — Joe Torry Copy Share Image
All I do is have fun. When I'm not working, it's about making people laugh. I love making jokes about things. Even… — Drew Fuller Copy Share Image
Humor is so culturally based that when I try to tell a joke as me being a white American, if I tell… — Michael Emerson Copy Share Image
I went to England to tell jokes, and I wanted to tell my Smokey the Bear joke, but I had to ask… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If I had to give my younger self some advice, I think it would be that you have to laugh at things-things… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
A cowboy, a lawyer, and a mechanic watched Queen of the Damned,” I murmured. Warren—who had once, a long time ago, been… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
I learned that money can be a lot of things,It can be something that is hoarded, fought over, protected, stolen and withheld.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I one hundred percent recognize that comedy is a more narcissistic profession and that I cannot directly improve people's lives the way… — Negin Farsad Copy Share Image
We suppose that could be considered a hedged position for the awards committee, one that would never occur in the hard sciences… — Seth Klarman Copy Share Image
Cal," I whisper into her sleep, "if you go, you know what? You'll break my liver." I want to pretend that it's… — Brad Barkley Copy Share Image
Is there any other way to Erudite headquarters?" I say. "Not that I now of," says Cara. "Unless you want to jump… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Put in every joke that's not a dud and then let's just start pulling the ones that work the least. You're just… — Jason H. Moore Copy Share Image
My last vivid boyhood fright from books came when I was 15; I was visiting my uncle and aunt in Greenwich, and,… — John Updike Copy Share Image
“However, a good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more's the pity. So, if… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
A husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex they will call it a phone call so that… — Zak Copy Share Image
They make a fuss about Hogsmeade, but I assure you, Harry, it's not all it's cracked up to be. All right, the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember every player-every single one-who wore the Tennessee orange, a shade that our rivals hate, a bold, aggravating color that you… — Pat Summitt Copy Share Image
Almost any tale of our doings is comic. We are bottomlessly comic to each other. Even the most adored and beloved person… — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image