Jokes Quotes · Page 106

I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming…

— Matt Groening

Small Man can be a very funny or a very tiresome Tour Companion, depending on how this kind of thing grabs you.…

— Diana Wynne Jones

I had always been - everybody kind of likes comedy. I was very interested in comedy, beyond just liking it. I had…

— Chris Rock

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh…

— Kurt Braunohler

When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in…

— Jeff Dunham

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

— Harry Hill

Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke

— Rachel Cohn

Comedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor. You have to be able to…

— Stephen Colbert

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.

— Daniel Tosh

Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.

— Dave Attell

I guess Trump is joke-worthy more than ever because he's the president. I think Donald Trump being president is more about where…

— Michael Che

Few years ago [Donald] Trump was being roasted by Comedy Central. They always have rules about things that you can't joke about.…

— Ben Domenech

Your friends are at the house.' I sit up, straight. 'Who'? 'I don't know. Weird people. The Sullivan girl, whose father got…

— Melina Marchetta

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.

— Jimmy Carr

Would like to join me? (Astrid) I think I’d look strange in a bikini. (Zarek) Was that a joke? Can it be…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Well. That wasn't worth it. - Our parents

— Nikhil Saluja

It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up…

— Brian Regan

Did I have a heart to be contented? Well, no, not particularly. I had a tendency to be discontented: ambitious, dissatisfied, fretful,…

— Gretchen Rubin

If life a joke then I’m waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I’m bout the bun.

— Mac Miller

You've noticed that same joke told by two different people, once works, and the other time doesn't, simply because how the person…

— Abbas Kiarostami

The parents are the issue, because it's not the kids' fault. They're the ones on the playground getting the s - and…

— Gordon Ramsay

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

— Larry Gelbart

I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill.

— Nikhil Saluja

Chennai is one of the scariest crowds to face. Everyone looks so conservative, but once you crack the first joke, they are…

— Vir Das

Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.

— Anonymous