Jokes Quote by Marty Cohen

When I was younger, on weekends, my mom would make us pancakes with our initials on them and then a tiny cup of coffee.…

— Mary-Kate Olsen

I was a very weird amalgam of things as a kid.

— Curt Schilling

Some of my earliest memories are dancing in the kitchen, standing on my mom's toes.

— Ian Ziering

My mom and dad did something special when they made me.

— Terrell Suggs

My mum and dad used to make me stand up at dinner parties and sing to their friends.

— Sam Smith

Being 1 of 6 made me a weirdo in school. We were like the von Trapps, and our house was like the 'Hunger Games.'…

— Diana Silvers

My mother was creative in the kitchen.

— John Carter Cash

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to…

— George Carlin

My parents were kind of like me in that they had tons and tons of weird, amazing stuff.

— Jaron Lanier

When I was 10 years old my mom used to play Tupac while she cleaned the house.

— Soulja Boy

My mother was the making of me.

— Thomas A. Edison

When I was eight, my mum found me humming to myself and scribbling on a scrap of paper. When she asked me what I…

— Neil Jackson