Food Quote by Persia Download Open image “Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad” — Persia ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Food Funny Jokes Sarcasm Time
Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
My eating habits were so bad for many years that I didn't actually know the intricacies of making a salad. — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home... — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Some of the food in Liquor is food I've really eaten filtered through a veil of fiction. — Poppy Z. Brite Copy Share Image
Look, getting bullied in school and coming home crying in the rain and my mom making me a can of Campbell's Tomato Soup with… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow. — Kathy Mattea Copy Share Image
call it crazy, or just chicken salad. But within reason, or without it i was in it too. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Back in my school days, when I would scuttle off with a cheese roll, an apple, a box of Sun-Maid raisins and a Penguin bar, my packed lunches were reassuringly predictable. And I liked it that way. — Rachel Khoo Copy Share
Nothing I've achieved in my life has ever come about because of alcohol. — Garrett McNamara Copy Share Image
“. Running a restaurant isn’t just about serving food—it’s about serving memories. People don’t come back for what you put on the plate, but for what you leave in their hearts…It’s like a good wine, isn’t it? It’s never just about the grapes or the bottle. It’s about the sun that ripened the fruit, the soil that fed it, the… — Pierenrico Gottero Copy Share
I remember the first time eating my chef's Caesar salad. It was just like one of those moments in the movie theater when everything… — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... Made myself a sandwich. — Persia Copy Share Image
What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV, like oh you've fooled me, what's behind that blur? Is it an umbrella?… — Persia Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. — David H. Murdock Copy Share Image
“The global population of Earth are involved in the following corporate government experiments: The long term effects of - 1. Nuclear bomb fallout radiation.… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
To me, Caribbean food is about fresh, seasonal produce - using what's in season to create vibrant and great tasting food. The spicing is… — Ainsley Harriott Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Things live and die, and then someone processes them into edible portions. This is a complete telling of the story, 'Food.' The basic plot… — David Fahrenthold Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when full and in fear that I will continue to eat unwanted food just because it's staring at me, I will place my… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Comfort food is really anything you want at that time. That said, I really love Naple-style pizza. — Geoffrey Zakarian Copy Share Image
I went from 118 pounds to 135 pounds in a few months. But, I still didn't know anything about food. — Warren Cuccurullo Copy Share Image
What keeps me motivated is not the food itself but all the bonds and memories the food represents. — Michael Chiarello Copy Share Image