Jokes Quotes · Page 52

I always have my setlist planned out, but the best moments are when the energy of the crowd just gets your mind…

— Aziz Ansari

Life is a joke that's just begun.

— W. S. Gilbert

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and…

— Harland Williams

I always joke about letting the haters motivate you. Everybody has that in their life, people who doubt them or make them…

— Jennifer Lopez

“The sun tells the best joke of a day full of them, setting so spectacularly that you can almost smell the tropical…

— Tod Wodicka

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

There's always a source for humor [in politics]. If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's…

— Calvin Trillin

Note to self: Thanks for always being there.

— Nikhil Saluja

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.

— Paul Merton

I used to do much shorter jokes a lot more.

— Tom Segura

There nothing wrong with talking to your toys, it is wrong when they start answering your

— Anonymous

I remember the old joke, while women are deciding which schools the kids go to, where you're going to live, how the…

— Debra Winger

I was just playing around with my imagination...Then everything got intense

— Ramandeep Singh

I always thought there was some cleverness to the joke diet in which you could eat as much as you want and…

— Gene Weingarten

Most of the jokes that I wrote were funny and there always seems to be an aspect of comedy in my long-form…

— Victor Levin

What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually…

— Howard Dean

“Everything in life is not a joke." "No, but it mostly is.”

— Allan Dare Pearce

Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I…

— Bill Bailey

What do u think??

— Anonymous

I always joke to my dad and thank him for giving me this little boy body. When I was 6 or 7,…

— Ali Krieger

You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you…

— Superman

Lying contains the same hostile elements as a practical joke in that the 'victim' ends up looking foolish in his own eyes…

— Sue Grafton

There's a joke in economics about the drunk who loses his keys in the street but only looks for them under the…

— Christina Romer

I'll talk to Mortimer and see what he thinks, and then get back to you tomorrow. In the meantime, you should really…

— Lynsay Sands

I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write…

— Chris Rock