Jokes Quote by J. R. Martinez Download Open image “Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious.” — J. R. Martinez ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Running Serious Sports
Running isn't a sport because anyone can do it. Anything we can all do can't be a sport. I can run, you can run.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
That's what running does to lives. It's not just exercise. It's not just achievement. It's a daily discipline that has nothing to do with… — Martin Dugard Copy Share Image
Running is real. It’s all joy and woe, hard as diamond. It makes you weary beyond comprehension, but it also makes you free. — Jesse Owens Copy Share Image
Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife. — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
I think I'm a lot funnier and goofier than people were able to see on 'Dancing With the Stars.' — J. R. Martinez Copy Share Image
My father left... but I tell my mom - and I told my mom this when I was a kid - I said, 'You… — J. R. Martinez Copy Share Image
I'm going to write a book, continue acting, continue motivational speaking and just share with people who I am and what I've learned in… — J. R. Martinez Copy Share Image
I believe that we all have something to share with someone else that can better someone else's life. — J. R. Martinez Copy Share Image
If you're going to play high school football, you do it in Texas or Florida or Georgia for the simple fact it's such a… — J. R. Martinez Copy Share Image
I've continually reminded myself that I never want to change. I could be on the cover of a magazine today, but next week someone… — J. R. Martinez Copy Share Image
Obviously, I don't like to use my new celebrity status as a way to get first class service at a restaurant. For me, it's… — J. R. Martinez Copy Share Image
My mother has done so much for me in my life and has continuously been there and been my rock. — J. R. Martinez Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
