But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and… — Parker Posey Copy Share Image
I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I hate when skinny girls say,omg Im so fat. If you are fat does that make me a whale? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Todd Glass has amazing energy on stage. Dave Attell is one of my favorites because he's a one liner comic who is… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
One time I picked it up and a voice goes, 'Hi, it's Sinatra. Can you play me a record?' I was like,… — Tony Blackburn Copy Share Image
So this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You were from the first day you walked in, with your… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
On a spiritual level, on a place where you want to be a better human being and listen more, I try. I… — Jake Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again. — Milt Kamen Copy Share Image
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every… — Mark Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke. — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
“However, a good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more's the pity. So, if… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
I asked a thief to steal me a peach: He turned up his eyes. I asked a lithe lady to lie her… — William Blake Copy Share Image
I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm… — Sherry Stringfield Copy Share Image
The stage, the screen, the novel, casual conversation, the street discussion, and too often the fireside intimacies are punctuated with blasphemy, to… — Ezra Taft Benson Copy Share Image
I hate those movies where hundreds of people get blown up and there are jokes afterward. They poison the soul. — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Speaking for myself, I try to go out there on the stage and make jokes with people, so I'm not really thinking… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
“The denizens of Feyland find the absence of magic to be quite funny. I mean no offense. ” “None taken.” “For example… — Kailin Gow Copy Share Image
As I see it, mainstream comics now speak only to the hardcore few who stayed; conversing in a weird, garbled, visual pig… — Scott McCloud Copy Share Image
Most critics don't realize that a novel like One Hundred Years of Solitude is a bit of a joke, full of signals… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
