Bios Quote by David Levithan
“teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they say "I wish someone would drop a bomb on this school right now," that means they have arranged for a nuclear arsenal to be emptied onto the school and should be immediately suspended and ridiculed. if they say they were merely coming up with a joking excuse to postpone a bio test, reply that all jokes are funny, and that since dropping a bomb on a school is not funny, it is therefore not a joke.”
About This Quote
The quote warns that teenage statements about extreme violence should be taken seriously, not dismissed as jokes, and that adults must respond firmly.
In simple terms: Take violent teen remarks seriously, not as jokes.
Key Takeaway
Treat extreme threats literally and act decisively.
Themes
responsibility
communication
school safety
adolescent behavior
Mood
concerned
serious
Type
advisory
policy.
When to use this quote
- school meetings
- parent‑teacher conferences
- crisis counseling
- policy enforcement
Key Concepts
threat assessment
authority response
mental health
discipline
Questions to Reflect On
- How can schools differentiate between hyperbole and real threats?
- What policies ensure fair yet firm responses?
A Different Perspective
Adolescents may use hyperbole; not all statements indicate genuine intent.
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