Artillery Quote by Laurence Sterne

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

— Kathy Lette

“There's much we can all do for men, including helping them feel wanted without their having to do anything life threatening. Perhaps women always…

— Faye Flam

Man has regarded woman as his tool. She has learnt to be his tool and in the end found it is easy and pleasurable…

— Mahatma Gandhi

Many women are so wounded that they can't love another person.

— Lamman Rucker

“For, boy, however we do praise ourselves, Our fancies are more giddy and unfirm, More longing, wavering, sooner lost and won, Than women's are.…

— William Shakespeare

We women are very hard on ourselves.

— Sameera Reddy

Women are often pushed into the idea that they write softer, more character-driven jokes.

— Allison Silverman

Women: We cannot love them all. But we must try.

— Edward Abbey

Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing…

— Agnes Varda

It's not easy casting the men. You have to go gingerly, but you have to approach the right man at the right time because…

— Rosamund Pike

When we hear jokes against women, and we are asked why we don't laugh at them, the answer is easy, simple, and short. Of…

— Naomi Weisstein

Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives.

— Maya Angelou