The running joke on set [of the Westworlds] was that everyone at some point thinks that they're Anthony Hopkins. Like, "Guys, I… — Evan Rachel Wood Copy Share Image
I was joking earlier when I said that all writers are manic depressives, but it's a joke with a lot of truth… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
In real life, I'm the type of girl who doesn't take herself too seriously. I'm very serious when it comes to work,… — Gal Gadot Copy Share Image
I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Being good at fashion and beauty and girly stuff has been such a point of insecurity for me; I'm not good at… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that. — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographic memory… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Even the people who do great jokes, [it's] always coming out of a very real place. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial… — Billy West Copy Share Image
A constant ongoing joke among the people that I travel with is my absolutely hopeless sense of direction. I'm able to get… — Tim Cahill Copy Share Image
There was no working title for the album. The record-jacket designer said `When I think of the group, I always think of… — Jimmy Page Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: Its surely the past tense. — Curly Copy Share Image
You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Scripts are a house of cards and you can't just reach in the middle and pull out the middle card because the… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six… — Anonymous Copy Share Image