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It's like going into the Senate. You know, the first time you get there, you're all excited, 'My God, how did I ever get…

— Mike Gravel

I've seen Congress do some remarkable things within a short period of time.

— Anthony Foxx

Your first six months in the Senate, you spend a lot of time wondering how the hell you got here. After that, you look…

— Jim Webb

A lot about Congress is about forming good working relationships with people, and humor can really help you do that.

— Linda Sanchez

Yesterday Gary Condit spent the whole day attending an agricultural meeting. Boy, that's when you know a congressman's in real trouble: when he spends…

— Jay Leno

The best thing about the Congress is that it is the last place where you can have face-to-face interviews and interaction with the newsmakers…

— Bob Schieffer

Most members of Congress are politicians. They're bores. They're damn boring. They have no imagination, and they don't know how to imagine the future.

— Ray Bradbury

Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason

— Pete McCloskey

“Come Senators, Congressmen, Please heed the call, Don’t stand in the doorways, Don’t block up the halls…For the times they are a changin’.”

— Jeffrey D. Sachs

In coming to the Congress as a new Member and becoming a fellow Blue Dog, we have had an opportunity to share and really…

— Jim Costa

It takes time for 700,000 people to get to know their congressman.

— Chuck Fleischmann

The bottom line is that every single member of Congress has to get voted into office every two or six years. That means they…

— Ezra G. Levin