Jokes Quote by Anonymous

I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.

— Anonymous

I am always texting!

— Kiernan Shipka

I don't text anybody anyways; I just call people on the phone.

— Angus Cloud

My fiance and I, when we first met, we had sex-text-Wednesdays. Every Wednesday we would text each other the naughtiest things. I was always…

— Anna Faris

Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook?

— Anonymous

I text randomly; if someone text me back then you're in for an exciting ride.

— Ghelo Espina

I write in my pajamas on my sofa surrounded by my cats. It's a bit isolating.

— Allison Schroeder

Texting people back in my mind and not actually texting them back.

— Anonymous

My husband doesn't text... It's always phone calls. I like that because you hear the voice the old-fashioned way.

— Melania Trump

I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That shits dangerous.

— Anonymous

I write the best when I'm sitting on my couch.

— Laufey

In awkward situations, we all pretend to text.

— Anonymous