Crowds Quote by W. Kamau Bell

I've never considered stand-up. Luckily I'm given great lines to say. I'm not sure how great my timing would be if I actually had…

— Emma Caulfield

There's an audience that is paid to laugh at my jokes. I'm playing a character while I'm doing stand-up. Real stand-ups, man, they're playing…

— Rachel Brosnahan

For a short period of time, I was like, I have these jokes and if people get them, they get them. And then eventually,…

— Eugene Mirman

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.

— Julia Sweeney

Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a…

— Jacob M. Appel

I could never do stand-up because it's that thing of having to get up on stage. And out of every 10 jokes you tell,…

— Daniel Radcliffe

Stand-up comedy is what I do, and it's so rewarding. If you write a joke and tell it to an audience of 15,000 people…

— Michael McIntyre

When you're doing stand-up, you can comment if something fails, get a laugh from that.

— Rob Brydon

When I look at my audience, I can tell better who's in the crowd and the kind of joke I shouldn't do. It's just…

— Larry the Cable Guy

There's [John Mulaney Show] jokes that I have in stand up that I wouldn't try to put in, I would try to have someone…

— John Mulaney

I'm not a comedian. I don't do stand-up. I don't tell jokes. I'm a comedic actor, and approach my work that way. The comedy…

— Eugene Levy

You can't wait forever for an audience to get the joke, but you should give them at least two seconds to join in before…

— Franklyn Ajaye