Humor Quotes by Yogi Berra

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

— Yogi Berra

A nickel ain't worth a dime.

— Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said.

— Yogi Berra

You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

— Yogi Berra

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

— Yogi Berra

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

— Yogi Berra

Swing at the strikes.

— Yogi Berra

“When you get to the fork in the road.....take it!”

— Yogi Berra

I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.

— Yogi Berra

Baseball player: "What time is it?" "You mean now?"

— Yogi Berra

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

— Yogi Berra

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

— Yogi Berra