Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
“When the spies got inside Jericho’s wall, they made a beeline past the apartments and the wall-marts to the whorehouse, where they were taken… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
“We are a species hungry for illusion. A powerful illusion not only convinces us it’s real, it becomes more meaningful to us than reality.” — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
You have the establishment and then you have the hippies revolting against the establishment, and what you end up getting are like accountants with… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business! — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
I think even the characters that are fundamentally evil and wrong, I want people to really love them. I think that's important to writing… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
“When he arrived at the town of Bethel, he was teased by a group of boys who called him “baldy.” Elisha responded to their… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
