“this isn't so much romance as it is opportunity [victor mancini]” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fricken life.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Marla said, "This isn't like when guys sit backward on the toilet and pretend it's a motorcycle. This is a genuine accident.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Kill me if I ever look that Bad" . . . "Dude, what are you saying? . . . On the TV?… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I knew this would happen," Marla says. "You're such a flake. You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“How she looks is watered-down. How she looks is disappearing. How she looks is erased. "Don't stress", she says. "This is just… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I cross my fingers that if a demon dunks me in a vat of boiling lava I'll get thrown together naked with… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“...,dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Angel si zvedne obraz k nosu a začichá. Nakrčí nos, začichá znovu, pak si obrázek zasune do boční kapsy brašny. Všimne si,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then people not having… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“What never failed to boggle Daisy was how Judy Garland had only just arrived in this glorious colorful place and she immediately… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
So often with beginning writers, the story that they want to start with is the most important story of their life -… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept… — chuck palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Music is crucial. Beyond no way can I overstress this fact. Let's say you're southbound on the interstate, cruising alone in the… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Your dad was in a street gang?" My adopted dad was an accountant for a big Fortune 500 corporation. Him, me, and… — chuck palahniuk Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image