Funny Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

“Miss Marva's driving technique was at best creative, and at worst she was an accident waiting to happen.”

— Lisa Kleypas

“When we pulled up to Marlboro Man’s house, I saw my Camry sitting in his driveway. I didn’t expect it to be there; I…

— Ree Drummond

“Who's driving this motorcycle and who's in the bloody sidecar? I don't ride in the sidecar. I don't even own a pussy bike with…

— Karen Marie Moning

“I snapped the key to the side and revved the gas more than necessary, wishing my scooter was a Harley so I could blast…

— Kelly Said

“Having sex on a motorcycle wouldn’t only be exciting, it’d be dangerous. What if while we were parked we got broadsided by a speeding…

— Jarod Kintz

“How come I wasn’t riding around in his middle seat? Was I supposed to initiate this? Was this expected of me? Because I probably…

— Ree Drummond

“Whose SUV is this?” I asked once we were out of Carnal. “Mine.” He answered. I looked at him. “You drive a Harley.” “Not…

— Kristen Ashley

“Would you like me to drive so you can manage your social life?” I asked. It came out much snippier than I'd intended but…

— Wendy Higgins

“People with motorcycles always assume that everyone without one wants a ride. I didn't want to offend him, so I said sure.”

— Hilary Thayer Hamann

“Thirty minutes into my drive home, he called. I’d almost grown to need it. “Hey,” he said. His voice. Help me. “Oh, hi,” I…

— Ree Drummond

“Hey,” he said, his hand gently rubbing my back. I heard the diesel rattle of vehicles driving away from the scene. “Hey,” I replied,…

— Ree Drummond

“Certainly,' said his mother, 'but first I want to know about the accident with your bicycle.' Well,' Phillip said, 'if you wanta really know.…

— Betty MacDonald