The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you r naughty go 2 your room, If you wanna be naughty then go 2 mine.....;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine, daily dose of laughter keeps you active, your mind fresh and most of all makes you happy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I was stranded on a desert island and I could only bring one thing, I would bring Dora. That girl has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why periods? Why can't Mother Nature just text me and be like, 'Whaddup girl? You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What is the point of switching identities if you remain the same person you were before?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your iPhone battery lasts longer than most relationships these days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughing will give your diaphragm a workout, will show you have a sense of humor, and can increase your life by eight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone says something super funny and you react 2 minutes later — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because I dont want the person to know I'm ignoring them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley. George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saintlike," he murmured. "What's wrong… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing worse than when someone's obnoxious laughter ruins a good movie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way youll get an applause every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A title from the1966 movie "The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming," gives a new meaning to a phrase: "wait a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have always suspected skim milk was gay. For god's sake, it has homogenized right on the carton. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Je me rends parfaitement compte du desagreable effet que produit sur la majorite de l'humanité, tout ce qui se rapporte, même au… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like your boyfriend, Dahra said. Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit. Lana laughed. He's not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And that was it. Right there. Right there, that was the moment . . . I suddenly realized that unless something changed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have to stop saying How stupid can you be? I think people are taking it as a challenge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
