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“I like your boyfriend, Dahra said. Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit. Lana laughed. He's not my boyfriend. Yeah, well, he can be mine if he wants to be. He's cute. And he carries crap.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“I like your boyfriend, Dahra said. Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit. Lana laughed. He's not my boyfriend. Yeah, well, he can be mine if he wants to be. He's cute. And he carries crap.”

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