You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It only makes it okay for guys to call you… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Every day I wrote in my journal: "How am I going to win today?" So that when the guys are talking about… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I'm not that good looking... nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The comedy for the Democrats is that they're showing off too much. They need to be putting a boring white guy out… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Someone once said that to make a regular person laugh, you need to dress a guy up like an old lady and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I’ve always been able to tell a lot about people by whether they ask me about my scar. Most people never ask,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image