That's a nice quote you put as your status... what website you got that one from? — Keano Brin Copy Share Image
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Broken hearts, love's deceit, pieces fall down to my feet. Broken promises, love's a lie, puddles form from the tears I cry. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere. — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She ask me would I ever hit her...yea ill hit cha wit dis LOOOOOOOOOOOONGàDIIIIIIIIIIIICKàªlol¬8==========D — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
LOVE, A word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle aged, and the mutual dependence… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are all of Taylor Swifts songs about the same guy, or is she just a whore? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want a girlfriend with a big forehead , so she can headbutt all my Haters. — Joel Taylor Copy Share Image
I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox... — Author Name Copy Share Image
All the fish in the sea, and you choose to fall in love with a sea-lion? — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
Who needs the young and the restless, when we can watch drama on Facebook anytime? — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Twitter is blue...you look bangable, so I'll follow you. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
If you have to give me CPR and your breath stinks, just let me die please.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
