Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Silly Technology
It's pretty satisfying to use an image when you don't have a great articulate response. And to be able to customize emoji? Imagine if… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I don't really use emojis. Is that weird? In the time it takes for me to even find the flexed-arm emoji, I could just… — Ross Butler Copy Share Image
I had an iPhone for a while, I gave that to my grandson. Kids are really caught up in that. — Martin Cooper Copy Share Image
It's impressive to the girl that I'm texting that I have my own emojis. It adds to my charm as a man seeking love. — Lil Dicky Copy Share Image
To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it! — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image