The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP — Komal Copy Share Image
Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Are all of Taylor Swifts songs about the same guy, or is she just a whore? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best thing about Facebook is writing a quote and putting a random name at the end, people will still believe it~Abraham… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In movies when ever people go under the sea I hold my breath, I almost died in Finding Nemo. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Happy Friday to all my loyal friends and to all you backstabbing, two faced, fake friends I hope karma bitch slaps you! — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
That WTF moment when you go to sleep and ZzzZzzZZzZ actually comes outta your mouth — Boat_Grandberry Copy Share Image
Give me some sunshine. Give me some rain. Give me another girl's number, I'm single once again. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
As bored as someone sitting in a weird pub watching the landlord's cat licking its knob. — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
When I found out that Snooki got a book deal I was more confused than a blind lesbian at a fish market. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres two kinds of women: The kind that get married and have a bunch of kids, and The kind that stay single… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b*tches. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
