Funny facebook status Quote by Jacob Hadley

Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)

— Nikhil Saluja

Penis goes in , sperms cums out.

— Nikhil Saluja

I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!..

— Anonymous

Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers

— Nikhil Saluja

English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did

— Anonymous

If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men?

— Anonymous

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.

— Anonymous

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what…

— Anonymous

We are living in a WTF generation (W)ikipedia (T)witter (F)acebook!..

— Anonymous

In case of emergency , Break Dance!

— Nikhil Saluja

Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is.

— Kevin

Use Google Before Asking A Stupid Question.

— Muskaan