Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything? — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They should name hurricanes with black people names. I'd be terrified of hurricane Shanaynay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might not be her first...but you can always be her last steal her heart and make her feel loved for a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook... — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I want to be with you tonight, tomorrow, and today it cant happen now but it will someday. — Tino Copy Share Image
What's The Point Of Poking People On Facebook !? Is It Another Way Of Playing Tag Your It! — Krystal Copy Share Image
TOP 4 WISHES 1. To earn money without working. 2. To be smart without studying. 3. To love without being hurt. 4. To eat without getting fat. — Unkown Copy Share Image
I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Um , Never Understood Why Guys Take Pictures Of Their Lips.. Lol Uh Guess Im Missing The Point. — Syoung Copy Share Image
Did you know? Its impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :) — Becca Copy Share Image
Opening your cabinet, seeing there's about to be an avalanche of stuff falling, and quickly closing it for the next person to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
