Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Wonder
At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she couldn't answer… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and somebody offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for my wallet.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Something just ain't right about thanking the Lord for sending you an opportunistic pretty boy who carried a string of condoms and single use… — James Buchanan Copy Share Image
Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hospitality is about welcoming you with open arms, and an outstretched erection. Please, have a seat on my penis. Can I get you something… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He bent and kissed me briefly, then headed for the door. Just short of it, though, he turned back. "The, um, sperms ..." he… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“My thank-yous always come out rather labored. I often don't give them at all. People do what they're supposed to do and then wait… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“wasn’t proper etiquette to have a baby shower for every single child a woman has unless there was a huge gap in time of… — E.N. Joy Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
