Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Thanks for coming in early and staying late because I have kids and you don't.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Gratitude Work
I'd end up being late no matter what before I had kids. Now, with kids, I'm super late everywhere I go. — Benson Henderson Copy Share Image
I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
I don't stay out late, don't care to go. I'm home about 8, just me and my radio. — Fats Waller Copy Share Image
Well, I've got two small children and this is a very important time for me to be around them. — Treat Williams Copy Share Image
My mom was always late. It drove me crazy as a child. So I'm always on time - or early. — Jodie Foster Copy Share Image
I happen to be quite fond of staying out late and sleeping the day away. — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how late you get home or how wired you are, you still wake up early with your kids. That's the most… — Renee Elise Goldsberry Copy Share Image
When I'm home, I've got the kind of time that other dads who live there full time don't have. I can go and have… — Thomas Gibson Copy Share Image
Kids are a huge sacrifice; they change everything - but I'm ready to work for things of greater importance than going out to meet… — Katherine Heigl Copy Share Image
I'm usually done with work around 11am, so I have time before I pick the kids up from school. — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
Mornings and afternoons are my family time and I'm lucky that I can drop the kids off at school, I don't have to be… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
The most important thing with children is to give them your time. Actually, that's all that matters. — Monica Bellucci Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
