Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Your ass is like a wallet without cash, jeans without pockets... flat and useless.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Life
Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is. — Matthew Gray Gubler Copy Share Image
Money, Attitude & Ego are like an 'underwear',you should have it, but do not show it unless you become a 'Superman'. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
It's amazing what the perfect pair of jeans can do for your ass/attitude. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You want ass? The cash is first. You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse. — Roxanne Shante Copy Share Image
Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money,Attitude,Ego are like underwear you should have it but you should not show it unless you are superman. — Ani Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
